Somedays I think, screw this.. I'll just be a stripper. Then I remember I'm fat and I can't dance!

Hand made stained pine plaques with Sawtooth wall fixing. Suitable for any occasion Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas or for a finishing touch to decor.

All our products are suitable for personalisation. We encourage our stockists to have a range of locally influenced/ regional sayings. Please contact us if you have a list!

Approx Dimensions:

60 x 9 x 1.2cm

24 x 3.5 x .5 inches