Collection: Large Chunky
(29.5cms x 15cms x 12mm)
Min 4 Per Title
Min 4 Per Title
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I enjoy a glass of wine for it's health benefits. The other glasse are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!
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Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth!
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Good Mums Have Sticky Floors, Messy kitchens, Laundry piles, Dirty ovens and happy kids!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
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Do you want to Talk to The Man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on?
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BATHROOM RULES, if I's up….put it down, if it's on…turn it off, if it's dirty…. Clean it…..
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I'm not sure about my inner child. But I have an inner idiot that pops up every now and again!
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If I died and went to hell, it would take me a week to relise I wasn't at work!
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I try to avoid anything that makes me look fat, scales, mirrors and photographs"
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Happiness is not a destinati, it's a way of life!
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Marriage is like a Deck of Cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end … club and spade!
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Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything except the dog!
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Home is where the cat hair sticks to everything except the cat!
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A wise woman once said "Sod this crap!" and she lived happily ever after!
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The best things in life are the people we love, the places we've been and the memories we've made along the way.
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Somedays I think, screw this.. I'll just be a stripper. Then I remember I'm fat and I can't dance!
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