Collection: Rustic Range
Hand made stained pine plaques with jute hanging. Suitable for any occasion Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas or for a finishing touch to decor.
All our products are suitable for personalisation. We encourage our stockists to have a range of locally influenced/ regional sayings. Please contact us if you have a list!
Made to order please specify colour back ground (See Colour Photo) Approximate Dimensions: 30 x 9.2 x 1,2cm (12x 3.5 x 0,5 inches)
All our products are suitable for personalisation. We encourage our stockists to have a range of locally influenced/ regional sayings. Please contact us if you have a list!
Made to order please specify colour back ground (See Colour Photo) Approximate Dimensions: 30 x 9.2 x 1,2cm (12x 3.5 x 0,5 inches)

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Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes!
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Loo Rules. Gentlemen stand clsoer, its shorter than you think. Ladies please remain seated for the entire performance.
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Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out, I normally shut the bitch up with chocolate!
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In this house wed o real, we do mistakes, we do I'm sorry….. We do LOVE.
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If you have to ask if its to early to drink wine… you're an amateur and we probablly shouldn't be friends!
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I got a new stick deodorant today. Instructions said "removbe cap and push up bottom" I can't walk, but..
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As I have gown older, I've realised pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing people off is a piece of cake!
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I may look calm but in my head I've killed you 3 times!
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GRUMPA. Definition: Like a normal Grandpa but grumpier!
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Your village called, they want their idiot back!
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We have a stable marriage, I work like a horse and he's a stubborn old mule!
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Will you grow old with me, the very best is yet to be.
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Why should I clean the house when the world is such a mess
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When the Queen is happy all is well in the Kingdom!
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink!
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