Collection: Medium Chunky
(23cms x 15cms x 12mm)
Min 4 Per Title
Min 4 Per Title
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Every time I hear the word exercise I wash my mouth out with chocolate!
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I've reached an age where falling asleep on the sofa has nothing
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If it has tyres or tits it will cost you money
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If it has tyres or testicles it will cost you money
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I married him for his money… I'm staying until he gets some!
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I have a balanced diet… I hold a cupcake in each hand!
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I hate 4 letter words… bake, cook, work, wash, iron, dust!
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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people stop eating here!
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I aim to keep this bathroom clean... your aim would help!
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How can I Control my life when I can't control my hair!
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Grandads are there to help kids to get into the mischief
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Forever is a long time, But I wouldn't mind spending it with you!
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Every time I lose weight….i find it again in the refrigerator
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Aspire to be Barbie, that bitch has everything!
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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!
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All you need is love and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol!