Collection: Long Rustic
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Wash your hands you filthy animal!
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Sandy Toes & Salty Tears
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Self Service Kitchen Open 24 Hours
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Our Kitchen is for Dancing!
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In this Kitchen we lick the Spoon!
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Life is too short to drink cheap wine!
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If at first you Don’t Succeed….throw a massive tantrum, tell everyone to sod off and go pour yourself a nice cold GIN!
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If at first you Don’t Succeed….throw a massive tantrum, tell everyone to sod off and go pour yourself a nice cold Prosecco!
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I know I'm in my own Little World…. But they know me there!
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It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a PSYCHO for the rest of your life!
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You're amazing, just the way you are!
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Life is short….. Buy the shoes, Eat the cake and drink the wine!
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This Kitchen is for Dancing!
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Let the Drinking Be-GIN
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Thou shalt shutteth thy piehole and Calmeth thine Titties!
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When someone told me I lived in a fantasyland. I nearly fell off my unicorn!